Tomorrow is the New Years double-bill.... and Sunday. I'm planning to make a video which I haven't done since three years ago. That was a video where I drew a fiery chainsaw. Although, my skills have improved, I'm plannimg to make a speed art video, taken in three dimensions. A simple low-poly female, and all I need is permission from some dude in Honduras just to model his OC... Whom he made porn. No, I'm not modelling her giving someone a rimjob, but it's basically a SFW thing. My other places had their icons changed to a new look, which I like to call, "M2." The M2 logo represents imperfections, because the shattered pieces won't fit together. Odd, yes, but it's big & pretty recognizable than the previous "Zany Eye" logo, where some pointed out it looks like a bird or something.

Problem is that I suddenly can't change my profile pic on here for some reason. I'll ask Tom if he knows about this.

Recently, I've finished Star Storm 2, the series of episodic reviews on a show called Star Vs. The Forces of Evil season 3. Although, there's some problems during the entire series, most of which is sound design, I'm fine on where it turns out. So let me give you some context on why the sound design is problematic.

First off, I have to make the video quite quickly with Audacity. There was this humming noise that's coming from the USB , but that's quite normal for a cheap $35 mic from Amazon. Second, I can't deal with the background noise besides the humming. And third, my sister & her kids had to stay in my place for a while, because they HAVE to move. Two days before the reviews have started, they were absoulutely traumatised due to my sister's husband getting SHOT in the hand early in the morning, due to some drug-trafficing dick living next door in their apartment shot a gun (he was later arrested). Scary shit, I know.

So what's next... Hey Arnold: The Jungle Movie. I've heard about this fabled lost movie a long time ago, and it was supposed to be the actual Hey Arnold movie, other than what we got back in the mid-2000s. The movie is going to be released next week, and I need to watch several HA episodes (importantly, Parent's Day and The Journal) to get on track of things. But with my occasional babysitting with my sister's children (because I'm the only guy in this household unemployed), it may be a bit tough. Then after that (wether or not I liked the lost movie), I'll probably watch some more HA episodes. 

So tomorrow I'm reviewing the new Star episodes for the next 2 weeks. I had this shit PLANNED, until yesterday morning, decided to fuck shit up. I don't want to go to details, but my sister & her kids are staying in my place for several days, until futher rnotice.

So... I had to deal with the background noise (sisters screams a lot), write & review TWO episodes in one video, record footage, render video, make thumbnail, and upload... ON THE SAME DAY FOR THE NEXT SEVERAL DAYS. I did not set this on "Expert" mode, btw.

Well, it's not like I've done this similar situation before. I've beaten Burnout Paradise with a Saturn controller (with shoddy D-pad), played Game & Watch Gallery 4 drunk, and make the Worst Cartoons 3 video with a mouse that's broken. The only difference is the tighter schedule.

It's finally here at last. Kinda disappointed from not reaching my goals, but as the old saying goes: Sometimes you gotta do it yourself.

Co-written by @Patrick1751

Guest voice by Colin Hussey

So the other month I was originally going to make a video about the shittiest cartoons, but April gave me the lack of motivation to continue. When May came around, and this cartoon above is about to reach it's end, I decided to make a fucking list out of it. It took me well over a month, most of which was the script being incomplete, and usually working on this in the morning, and something else at night, until you figured out I have a DeviantArt page, and what I'm working on there.

Next time, it is going to be the Worst Cartoons, and I'm unleashing all cylinders... Until I get some people to do voices, and someone who has a better choice of music than me.

Recently at March 1st, 9:20 AM, Star Storm just ended. At 9:25AM, a new project begins. A challenging project that usually defies all human intelligence. A third list about the shittiest cartoons.

Yeah, yeah, some people think I've ran out of ideas at some point, but looking back at my older lists, they are heavily flawed. 

The Worst Cartoons v1.1 (Because 1.0 is worse), is not my greatest video ever made. The music was loud, my voice seems muffled (the result being me using the Playstation Eye cam), the writing is a little too harsh, and giving little reason why Dora is on the list.

The Second Edition is a little better with three additional voices, and some variety. But this one however is also flawed due to the music being loud, writing is more on the "meh" side of things, and that one bit I wrote on the script seems a bit racist. Look, I got a "C-" on English 12, alright? Before you ask about why don't I correct that audio mistake, I have a bad habit of deleting everything when it's done... But that was a couple years ago.

BUT they say that third time's the charm, right? Well, the 3rd addition will correct the mistakes I've done in the two lists, and add something new to the table: Add more foreign cartoons. If you do your research, literally all of them are from North America, except Pixel Pinkie which is from Australia. There's cartoons that are pretty damn awful outside America, and I've found some that's worthy on the list. For enample, there's a Brazilian cartoon that's a knockoff to Digimon called.... Dogmons. Truly a masterpiece.

My TO-DO list:

Apparently, I forgot to post the video here. ANYWAYS, if you're looking for a video series about a cringy guy talking about a popular cartoon, you've come to the right place.

Well, it begins tomorrow as of this post. I'm currently working on the first Star Storm video on S2-15a: Raid the Cave. Don't expect perfection on me, 'cuz I'm reading the script off of notepad. I'm also covering the livestream Q&A's, which happens on mondays throughout the Star marathon. It's going to be tight.

The good news is that I uploaded a new video about the cancellation of the PC Master Race Rant, the announcement of Star Storm: The episodic marathon where I give my impressions, reactions, etc etc. to every new episode of Star Vs. all February, and me predicting what the new episodes are about. The slightly sad news (for me) is that the aforementioned leaked episodes had their synopses revealed today... And my video was uploaded yesterday. Talk about bad timing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wypBZMrcKg8

Sauce: http://seddm.tumblr.com/post/156466652854/svtfoe-february-synopses

I'm afraid that this project is a little TOO ambitious. I mean making a rant video about the PC Master Race is going to make the majority of PC gamers pissed off (most of them are elitists). I mean, when it comes down to quality editing & writing + added jokes, it's not even that good (okay, that's my fault for being a fucking slacker). It's like catching a whale on a dinghy, and it will NOT END WELL. Also it's more of a perspective thing when I using a modern non-gaming laptop & a PS4 as physical examples. Also to add more salt to the wound, I shoved in some edginess in the dialog, and add Steam (+similar clients) as part of the rant.

BUT if you want to take a look for yourself, go ahead: The PC Master Race Rant script

Apparently, I've been working on this since September. I haven't got around making the bloody audio since November, where I'm still using the laptop mic. Also the thumbnail is actually the final version. I hate things that go to waste.